May 2013
dany: [says something in dothraki]
missandei: no, khaleesi
missandei: it's pronounced "jif"
zizek-dawkins debate
Dawkins: Science is our saviour in a world of uncertainty.
Zizek: My god, pu-
Dawkins: GOD DOESN'T EXIST
Zizek: You know, this is what Lacan talks about with the concept of the-
Dawkins: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Zizek: That's interesting, because when Heidegger was creating the ontological/ontical distinction and so on and so on, there was-
Dawkins: TOO COMPLEX IM GOING HOME BYE
Zizek:
“Most Whites find it easy to ignore residential segregation. I experienced a good...”
– Jane H. Hill, The Everyday Language of White Racism (via wretchedoftheearth)
*****
This is like when me and my white soon-to-be husband were looking for places. I’d call up and they’d say, “Come on down! Get an application!”. Because I don’t “sound” black.
Then I’d walk in 2 minutes later and...
sometimes i have self esteem but then i see a person
“I wish men could understand we’re not here auditioning to be your girl.”
– dream hampton (via tirhase)
notesonascandal:
thatisalargebaby:
teenage girls are fucking mocked for liking things that are marketed towards them and for them then when theyre sick of being shit on for that and try to like things not specifically “for them” they get shit on for “pretending” and they cant win at all its a lose lose situation being a teenage girl
Doesn’t change much once you’re not a teenage girl...
satanic2chainz:
mxmlmn:
satanic2chainz:
I’m tired of scruffy white guy geniuses on tv
Pretty much over this whole standoffish, socially awkward personality that they always have too.
Yes
chiblogger:
chiblogger:
GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK
oh my gOD
iamtonysexual:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
sherwat:
chrissykilljoybitchtits:
inc-omparable:
im-fandoomed:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our...
bananneli:
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
astrozombina:
oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical
featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?”
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
"Hey, didn't you use to have a crush on..."
lolzpicx:
harrysthefather:
harrysthefather:
SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE...
